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The Arctic Tundra of Petco Park

Petco Park scoreboard

Let me preface this entire post by first saying I lived 99.99% of my life in Arizona. My blood is thin. With that out of the way, it was freezing last night at Petco Park in downtown San Diego. Temperature: 58 degrees. Wind: 12MPH, blowing from the West, aka the Pacific Ocean. AKA, cold as balls. It felt like 40 degrees.

I’m surprised the Arizona Diamondbacks were able to play under such severe conditions. And most of the players on the field had short sleeves on. What are they nuts? The Arizona bullpen was bundled head to toe in long sleeve jackets and hoodies. I always knew pitchers were the smart ones. And speaking of the Diamondbacks bullpen, another solid performance from them. Clearly, they are one of the strengths of this team. 3 IP, 4K, 1BB, 0 H, 0 ER, 1S. That’s how you get it done boys. And thank God, because if they had blown that lead and made us sit in the Southern Cali blizzard for extra innings I would have been pissed!

Chris Young continues to carry the D’Backs so far this season. Ho hum, just another homerun for CY at Petco, where he seems to hit one every game. Last night was a solo shot to extend the D’Backs lead t0 3-1, which against the Padres, is essentially 15-1. If San Diego doesn’t keep the opponents below 2 runs, they pretty much have no shot at winning. It really is sad. I feel bad for Padres fans. I’m just glad I’m not one of them.

Arizona is now 5-1 and heading to Denver to take on the Colorado Fossils. Daniel Hudson on the mound. Let’s get it done, DHud and make the good guys 6-1.

 

Windy City Blue: Starting to look much brighter

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Jed, Theo and Dale. Future so bright in Chicago, gotta wear shades.

Jed Hoyer and Theo Epstein made two huge off-season moves. Both of them paid off on Tuesday. The first was trading Andrew “Cash Money” Cashner and his 103 MPH gas to the Padres for Anthony Rizzo. Jed Hoyer drafted Rizzo and has now traded for him twice. Epstein has traded for him once, traded him away once, and was also responsible for drafting him. The other large move for the dynamic brain trust in Chicago was dumping Carlos Zambrano for Chris Volstad.

Rizzo was 1/1 with a HR and 2 RBI on Tuesday. Volstad threw 3 scoreless innings, allowing just 2 hits. It’s addition by subtraction in Chi-Town and the plan will work.

Manny Ramirez has his first hit of the Spring. Home run. He and Cespedes are the Bash Boys 2. The OG Bash Boys were Jose “Can’t Play in Mexico” Canseco and Mark “Ryan Braun and I are Both Innocent” McGwire.

Break up the Seattle Mariners and Oakland A’s. Both are a best in the Cactus League 9-3. This is not supposed to be how the AL West was won.

Yu Darvish is human after all. He walked 4 and gave up 3 hits. $111M just doesn’t go as far as it Yu-sed too.

Drew Pomeranz is ready for the regular season. Another 2 innings, 2 more K’s, zero runs. The Rockies Rookie is proving he belongs. I had no doubt. Rockies fans got on me when I said he was the best pitcher Colorado had. Perhaps now they’ll listen. Or not. Either way.

“You’ve had this extra pair of gloves the whole time?”

“Yeah, we’re in the Rockies.”

Straight Cash, homie

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Andrew Cash Money Cashner was acquired from the Cubs by the San Diego Padres for 1st baseman Anthony Rizzo, both clubs essentially swapping top prospects. The difference is, Cash Money throws the ball hard. Like really hard. Like on Sunday, between 100-103 MPH hard. Cashner threw ten pitches in a scoreless appearance, striking out two. All ten pitches were fastballs. Umm, duh. If you threw 100+, you’d be throwing nothing but gas, too.

Move over Aroldis Chapman and Stephen Strasburg (SDSU in the house), there’s a new flame thrower in the National League. Now there is a 100+MPH pitcher in each division in the NL. Josh Byrnes strikes again.

For more on the Rizzo/Chashner deal, check out our Unofficial Guide to Spring Training.

Cactus League Spring Training Preview: San Diego Padres

The San Diego Padres seem to be headed in the right direction. Of course, when you’re at the bottom of the NL West, there is really only one direction to go. Josh Byrnes takes over as GM and will improve the team. How much better will they be? Tough to say, but I don’t see them losing 90+ games again.

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Cameron Maybin, West Coast Ballin'.

Carlos Quentin is reunited with the GM who drafted him in Arizona, a move I love. I cannot wait to watch CQ hit some home runs off the Western Metal Supply Co. building in left field. The other outfielders are stars in the making with Cameron Maybin patrolling center and Will Venable in right. In Maybin’s first full big league season last year he stole 40 bases while hitting 10 home runs. Venable, too has shown speed and power.

The Padres top prospect from a season ago, Anthony Rizzo was traded to the Chicago Cubs. The front office in Chicago clearly thinks highly of Rizzo as GM Jed Hoyer has now traded for him twice, once to the Padres and now the Cubs. Cubs President Theo Epstein drafed Rizzo when he was with the Boston Red Sox, a front office that also included Hoyer.

Their newest top prospect also plays first base and came to San Diego in exchange for Mat Latos. Yonder Alonso hit .330 last year in limited playing time with the Reds and has legit deep power. Whether that transfers to Petco Park remains to be seen. Other newbies include pitchers Edinson Volquez, Huston Street and Andrew “Cash Money” Cashner, whom the Friars got in the Rizzo deal. Cashner can throw the ball 100 MPH. That’s fast. Hopefully he can control it.

Mix in Chase Headley, Mark Kotsay, Jason Bartlett, Orlando Hudson and catcher Nick Hundley and the Padres might surprise some people. Their pitching rotation is stacked, led by one of the best pitchers in the NL West that nobody has ever heard of, Tim Stauffer. Look for much of the same, low scoring, pitching duels, but with a bit more talent this year, the Friars will win some of those games.

Fearless prediction: 79-83, 4th in NL West.

Up next on Tuesday in our Cactus League Spring Training Preview, Billy Beane, the Oakland A’s and Moneyball.